Contact

Rules

• You can either use this form, or reach me at , whichever is easier
• Don't contact me if you are Brandon Flowers*
• If you make up a name, it better be cool
• It also better not be Brandon Flowers*

* Please note that in the unlikely event that Brandon Flowers does contact me and/or gives me free money, I may decide to change this policy.

Oh, and one more rule:

• Don't ask me about my irrational hatred of Brandon Flowers.

— Alan.