Use this page to get in touch. Rules:
- You can either use this form, or reach me at , whichever is easier
- I'll try and get back to you in 24 hours or so
- Don't contact me if you are Brandon Flowers*
- If you make up a name, it better be cool
- It also better not be Brandon Flowers*
* Please note that in the unlikely event that Brandon Flowers does contact me and/or gives me free money, I may decide to change this policy. Right now though, I hate the guy.
Oh, and one more rule:
- Don't ask me about my irrational hatred of Brandon Flowers.
— Alan.